If I Were A Criminal...

Sometimes it's hard to believe how stupid some people can be.

I have some friends who are into some....less then honorable practices. I don't judge. If that is the path they choose, that is completely and solely their choice. But, one could be smarter.

It takes me really barely at thought of all to think of what I would do differently. There has to be smart criminals out there...right? People get away with things every day. Theifs, murdered, drug dealers...every day someone does something and can successfully cover it up in order now to be caught. Yet, others... wow...

It's like they are just asking to be caught.

For example, if I were a criminal, i wouldn't leave my drugs laying out for all to see. Especially when I don't lock my doors. Hide that shit!!!

If I were a criminal, I would be a little more paranoid. Not act as if I am lord of the city and no one can touch me...when you think like that..someone will find you and touch you. Hard.

Does this not seem like Criminal Activity 101?? How can people be so stupid.

There are so many way to cover your tracks. Instead of leaving things out in the open and then try to play the "That's not mine" game with the authorities.

Idiots.